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A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.
Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.
A spinoff of the Pump It Up series of rhythm dance games by a collaboration from Andamiro and Kyle Ward of In The Groove fame. The soundtrack consists of various tracks from both the Pump It Up and In The Groove series. The gameplay is very similar to other Pump It Up games but it uses the Stepmania engine and percentage scoring system found in In The Groove.
I scored a 90% on Xuxa Crazy in Pump it Up Pro, which is a lot better than how I fare in Xuxa Expert on In The Groove.
A move performed during sex that has the woman on bottom, with her ass pointing up (achieved thru laying on her shoulders on the floor, with her back against the couch for support). The man positions himself so that he can aim his wang downward and entering her, either in the ass or the vagina. The thrusting motion looks like a oil derick pumping for oil.
Seeing the oil fields as we traveled cross country reminded me to give her the Alabama Oil Pump when we stopped.
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A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
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When a man only puts it in before busting.
"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."
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After eating hot Filipino food , you go and shit it on to your girlfriends stomach while she jerks you off
Hey dev ,Alex gave me a really solid gift for my birthday,he shat on my chest while I jerked him off ,he called it a Filipino water pump
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