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The condition of your dick as a result of fucking Barney, the purple dinosaur, nonstop for over 50min. Your sperm, and in fact, whole dick, is purple.
I fucked Barney last night for a while, and I have a Purple Cannon.
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the female equivalent to blue balls (i.e. unfulfilled sexual pleasure from or after being sexually teased).
That hot guy gave me such a purple onion when he bent over.
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Purple Haze is EXTINCT. The seed company that produced it went down in the 50's or 60's i cant remember which. However there are other strains of purple weed, just not haze. If you dont beleive me try to find one seed company that produces or sells "purple haze" seeds. You wont be able to but you will find seeds called purple power, purple formula, purple kush, etc. These are some purple strains that exist, but there is no purple haze.
guy1: I got some purple haze
guy2: No, its probaly purple cush. Purple haze is extinct, but whatever, who cares what its called any purple strain is dank.
guy1: Yeah, Lets go smoke a bowl or two.
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Not telling the whole truth but not exactly lying.
"I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)
A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .
Oh man, Jennifer came over last night and I have a purple mummy and sent her home early.
The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.
Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
these are ecstasy pills that are potent. a great intense roll tht lasts and not as bad come down..
Aye my connect is on deck with purple gardfields.
Nigga fuck blue glocks im on that purple gardfield.