red balls

Unlike blue balls, red balls occur strictly BECAUSE one is engaging in sexual intercourse. Most often the result of going balls deep in a menstruating woman. If this occurs during a non-menstrual cycle, stop having sex with little girls and/or seek medical help immediately.

Yo, son! Last night I was banging this chick, but she didn't tell me it was shark week. I woke up and I had red balls. Damn, I should have been on the discovery channel.

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red stater

A citizen of any state whose electoral votes went to a republican in tbe last election. So-called because of network news' electoral maps. Interestingly, the populations in red states have lower than average IQs, lower than average earnings, underfunded public schools, higher rates of poverty, homelessness, disease and crime; and every "red state" in the country recieves more federal funding than it pays (read:welfare).

Red staters are easy to spot. They drive 30 miles to Wal Mart to save .08 on a jar of mustard. That is, when they're not burning a cross on their neighbor's yard because he didn't go to church this week; or beating up n*ggers, gays or jews. They believe they're God's chosen even though they're lucky if they make more than $6.00/hour working the drive through at Hardee's.

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red vining

When 2 homosexual males intertwine their penises together similar to the snakes on the medical symbol.

Barry and Todd were red vining and they made a knot by accident. Thankfully Harold helped them get untangled.

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red rooster

An Australian fast food chain.
Selling Chicken and chicken products.
Good Tucker mate.

Red Rooster really is a shit place to work.

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red cauliflower

rectal collapse caused by repeated abuse of the rectum from cock or other phallic devices, resulting in an abundance of tissue resembling a red cauliflower

the dirty whore's arse fell out...red cauliflower

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red angus

when you are having sex with a woman on her period, you pull out and slap her in the face, leaving a red mark on her cheek.

i was having sex with a woman and i totally gave her the ol "red angus"

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red hair

A very beautiful hair color on woman. A very ugly hair color on men.

Girls with red hair are very pretty. Men with read hair is prett much another story.

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