Phone Retarded

It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you

DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.

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Street Retard

A person of any age that epicly fails at navigating in public places, from inside QuickCheck stores to cities like NYC and Paris. In some cases, the "street retard" might head in a way different direction you point them to (as in symptoms of being directionally challenged or walk passed the Walmart they were looking for - while walking.

Michal: "Did you see Filip just walk past the frozen foods aisle?"
Dominik: "Hell yeah, he is such a street retard..."

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lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.

Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!

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Retarded faggot

Corey

Girl 1 "Did you see that retarded faggot over there"
Girl 2 "Oh ya, that idiot is definitely a Corey"

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legally retarded

Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.

OMG those girls are legally retarded.

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retarded hot

describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental retardation combined with very attractive physical assets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the retardation -- likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference -- "Drawn Together", "The Other Cousin" (season one episode 5)

Captain Hero (about Clara's retarded cousin Bleh): Damn! Clara's cousin is so hot! nipples harden

Spanky: Yeah, she's, like, retarded hot!

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Lyrically Retarded

New generation rap music.

lil pump ,lil yachty ,lil uzi vert are Lyrically Retarded

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