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Pure evil, a big fat paedophile who "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake. That's some scary shit like, I'd rather sleep in fucking peace.
Santa is evil, after all his name is an anagram of Satan. Perhaps he is Satan's apprentice?
A guy who likes to come down chimneys.
*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa
John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.
A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.
Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES
A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer
"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"
The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.
"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)
Santa! He’s a big fat chubby fellow, very nice!p and joyful!His full name is Santa Claus 🎅,He appears on the most happiest holiday! Christmas 🎄!
You don’t know that holiday? Every night.....while your sleeping Santa come into your house! And checks if you on the naughty list or nice! If your on naughty you won’t get presents 😔 BUT if you on the nice list you will! 😆
To be on the nice list make sure to be nice ALL year!
Christmas- December 25
LOOK ITS SANTA CLAUSE! I wonder if he gave me any presents! I’ve been good all year!