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hangover shit

the shit you take when you have a hangover that cures it. it weirdly works

I had to puke for like 3 hours but then i took a hangover shit and i felt better

by Mr Suzuki April 29, 2011

101๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


magic shit

To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.

Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.

"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".

by Ritchie May 1, 2004

70๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


dry shit

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping

"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."

by Daddy November 28, 2003

95๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shitting Beauty

A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.

*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"

by The Original Shitting Beauty July 9, 2013


Semtex Shit

The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.

Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.

Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"

Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."

*Later that day....*

Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"

by wisemen experience May 22, 2011


Shit and Tell

The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.

Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!

There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!

by Franchino May 24, 2017


on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.

"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010