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A vacant parking spot that is among the closest to the entrance of a destination location.
This parking lot is full, but I hope I can find a Persian Parking spot.
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A male sporting a penis with above-average length but below-average girth, performing vaginal penetrative sex with a pregnant female.
My girlfriend wants me to fuck her, but I'm afraid I'll be a soft spot stabber.
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When one penetrates a pregnant woman to the extent that ones jebend becomes lodged in the soft spot of the unborn foetus' skull, increasing the child's propensity to develop a distinctly concave forehead
Dopey- Whats up with Carl's forehead?
Gil- I heard his mum was taking it from some black guy during her third trimester
Dopey- Ah the old cincinatti soft spot ! Actually I think that may have been me, my bad
Gil- ROFL
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a massive hickey on the inside of a girls thigh
Steve left a johnny on the spot that was extremely red
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Also: Talent Spotting, or talentspotting
Scoping out/Evaluating cute boys or girls in a public place, typically done with friends
"Hey, we're heading to the beach to do some talent-spotting and pick up hotties playing volleyball."
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opening to the vagina, with the labia being the crust
get your banana out of the soft spot in the crust before i get pregnant.
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The male g-spot is a fictional area inside the rectum which supposedly enhances the male orgasm. It was invented by closet-gays who looked for a sensible excuse to have things stuck up their ass.
"dude, the doctor stuck his finger up my fun-pipe, tickled my male g-spot and I totally got a boner! does that make me gay?"
"nope, but calling your ass a 'fun-pipe' does"
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