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The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.
I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.
When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.
I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
A thing hung on ur wall that has pictures on it and is named by gharabawy.
Gharabawy loves the picture stand on jumanas wall.
This is originally a Chinese saying. It is usually used when teachers scold students in class.It means” You go stand in the corner.”
Teacher: “ Why are you using your cell phone in my class? You come to 墙角 stand!”
Student:::Scared:::
When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap
"Omg Karen what was sound?"
"It was a standing ovation Becca"
When your girl has to pee at the bar but there is piss all over the toilet so she does a half squat to pee inside the garbage can
There was piss all over the gender neutral toilet so I had to do a standing ovation
when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water
how was your shit?
great man, i had a standing ovation