My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court

I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.

Three-pedal two-step

The procedure a person follows to drive a car with manual transmission.

"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.

"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.

"C'mon... I'll teach you how to do the three-pedal two-step."

National step on a bug day!

April 13th national step on a bug day! Go ahead and step your heart out on those creepy creatures

*stomp stomp*

I love stomping on bugs especially on national step on a bug day!

step off my grill

i would appreciate it if you would give me some space, you are too close to my teeth. (grill)

homeboy you best step off muh grill before you get dusted.

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You are stepping on my dong

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.

R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!

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one step shortcut to the lobby

To commit suicide off of an office or hotel building. Used in Iron Man 3.

Aldrich: “Well in the first hour, I considered taking that one step shortcut to the lobby..if you know what I mean.”

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1,1, Step

A dance created by me Kerri and Ally in the intention of taking the piss out of the 1,2 step.

Kerri: *1,1, steps*
Charles: Poppin'!

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