The various times that having normal body colors become normal and stylish again.
I really enjoyed the date last night. He did not have his eyebrows waxed or his toes french manicured. Very retro-taint.
"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake
"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake
When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.
Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.
The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.
You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!
When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.
I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.
a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
The Martha Stewart version of a taint
Dude, I'm totally going with the glittering taint look tonight.