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(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.
-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"
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a person who is incredibly stupid and lacks any kind of common sense
The kids in the LD classes were often rumored to be half-tards.
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Means "You are incompetent or unintelligent." Derives from a bizarre fusion of "you're retarded" and "You're a retard." It's intentionally unclear whether "tarded" is a noun or "a-tarded" is an adjective \.
Man, I can't believe you did that twice in a row. You're a tarded.
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A person who consumes large quantities of extasy on a regular basis and usually demonstrates a high level of stupidity from doing so.
Foreman-"5+5?....its 11 man...damn your an E-tard now eh"
Damien- "Oh seriously?....damn man i must be hit still."
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1. A prominent member of 4chan's /b/ board.
2. A mindless noob who invades innocent sites for fun.
3. A lover of furries and scat porn.
4. One who dwells in the asshole of the internets.
That guy is such a /b/tard.
/b/tards give the internet a bad name.
All /b/tards are pedophiles.
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And obnoxious vegetarian or vegan (usually a member of Peta or Peta2) who believes in pushing their views on you. Will confront anyone they see eating meat products and tell them they are in the wrong. Will go to great lengths to do these things even though people will generally ignore their presence all together.
Very Annoying.
Will sometimes try knocking the meat out of your hand. Sometimes ending in a physical altercation.
Vegi-Tard-Stop eating meat! How would you feel if someone was eating you?!?!
Person-Well if they were able to eat me and they were hungry then they can, dumb ass Vegi-Tard
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A Mexican who lives in America, but does not understand, or pretends to not understand the English language.
Also see M-Tard
That new employee Jose is such a M-Tard. He knew what I meant when I said "make sure you get my rims clean" -OR- Consuela starts acting M-Tarded around me when I ask her to clean the house better, or if she missed a spot on the floor.
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