Canadian Drive-by

Any hockey-related gangbang fantasy. usually referring to a group of hockey players, or people dressed in hockey uniforms, who fuck one girl one at a time. they stand in line until it is their turn.

holy shit i went to a canadian drive-by last night. it was weird as hell.

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Spencer Canadian

Spencer:
A kind of man that likes anal sex why'll screaming "OMG BUTT SECKS" while receiving. Can be used in many different adverbs, nouns and more.

I.E.

Wendy: PLEASE SIR. Call me Wendy!
Spencer Gaynadian: Mmmm alright, but I must pretend your a man... but anyways... "WANT TO SPENCER?LOLOLOL"

Or

French Guy: Votre un espece de morceau de chie votre Nova Scotia.
Spencer: I DONT CARE YOU FUCKING FRENCH FUCK, I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE FISHING OFF THE COAST MAKING MINIMUM WAGE LOLOL OWNED n00b
French Guy: Bout muet.
Spencer: What the fuck did you say to me bitch? I will fuck yo ass up wit ma fishing motha fuckin poll nigga.
French Guy: Spencer le Canadien va spencer vous.

Spencer Canadian for you folks.

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Canadian Teen

A new-wave of webcam chick from Canada.

Sweet Dominic was yet another Canadian Teen on the net.

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Canadian History

Stretching the vagina starting with smaller dildos and moving up to very large ones to stretch the vagina to be large enough to then be penetrated with a little person (dwarf).

Another person (usually a man) holds the little person and moves them in and out of the stretched vagina - doing a Canadian History. Sometimes the person being penetrated is also urinated upon at the same time (Canadian Maritime History).

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canadian hotbox

The act of taking a large dookie in someone's car on a hot day without them knowing. The next morning when they go to open the car they will be met with the stench of death and your beautiful rectum delight.

I woke up this morning to go to work and somebody canadian hotboxed me!

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Canadian Cracker

The name of the act of when a man ejaculates onto a woman's or another man's back, and the woman/man waits for it to dry, peels it off, and eats it.

Todd: I found a Canadian Cracker porno, it was horrible.

Sam: That's disgusting!!! I don't know how they can stomach eating it!

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Canadian Cannoli

The act of one man ejaculating deep into a Canadian man's colon.

Damn, Seijinn just gave Salty Roast a Canadian Cannoli.

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