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BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
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A chick that you want to have sex with, and that's about it. Some men will go to the extent of having the girl be their girlfriend. But after they have sex, the man leaves them for another woman to hump and dump.
Robby: I want to hump and dump this one chick.
Isaiah: She's a bitch.
Robby: Oh never mind.
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When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.
I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.
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During sex when a man packs a fat lip of lady grizz (chewing tobacco) and is banging a girl from behind. When he approaches climax he starts making beeping noises like a truck in reverse, and proceeds to pull his bottom lip outward and tilting his head downward allowing the warm clump of chew to fall on the girls back.
1) Bro, i was hittin it from behind with a fat boy in and then i dump trucked a huge shwab of grizz wintergreen on her ass.
2) Dude, me and that chick banged at the party last night, but i didn't have time to take out my lipper so i had to dump truck her ass.
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when some asshole dumps a bunch of their past trauma on you. especially when it’s unexpected or at inappropriate timing.
“milo just texted me this whole trauma dump for sympathy”
“no way dude trauma dumpers are the worst”
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A large shit taken following desi (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi) food. This is usually due to the spiciness of our cuisine.
After my friend Mike ate some of my mother's chicken curry, he had to take a Desi Dump.
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