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White eagle is a substance that makes you high but cant be found in your blood stream or breathalyzer
Dude wanna do dome WHITE EAGLE
THE most AMAZING radio station everrr. Ran by the most amazing, talented, and creative people.
Once you listen to this radio station, you never listen to anything else. The Eagle plays the best classic rock music..with the best sound. Number ONE!
"Did you listen to the Eagle 106.3? today?"
"Yeahhhh I ROCK out every morning to that radio station!
I'd be lame if I didn't!"
When the wrinkles at the corners of your eyes are so extensive they are beyond crows feet and are eagles claws
Forget crows feet, the wrinkles at my eyes are so bad I have eagles claws
A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.
Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!
Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago
Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓
Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
A saying used by drunk fans who support a team that pays players. Usually uttered by rednecks who hardly know what a "National Championship" is.
Drunk Man: War Cam Eagle! *scratches butt*
Bama Fan: *sigh* If only those Auburn fans could get a hold of some class....
An American Patriotic unit of measurement
Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.