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An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that enjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
v sry to copy....ffiends bday and there were errors in original (buying the mug). here is a random example (all credit goes to original owner): the moose was hungry.
Used to describe products or habits typically performed by boring, middle-class white Americans. Derived from the name of the animal, the moose, which is known to roam snow white covered lands and famously pictured in the opening credits of the hit 90s sitcom "Northern Exposure" that takes place in Alaska and centers around a white couple. Moose was also a preferred hair product for white people in the 90s.
Girl: the best singer in the world HAS to be Twila Paris
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.
An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.
Dude, while that ho bag was going down on you in the limo, I moosed her. slut.
Large antlered animal native to North America. Plural form is Meese
"Nice one moose you got there"
"Yeh you shouldve been at the farm there were tons of Meese!"
A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.
"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"
A notorious Giga Chad of the forests that takes no shit from no one.
DEAR GOD, IT'S A FUCKING MOOSE.
While one of your buddies is banging a random chick, bust into the room and yell moose. If he does not immediately put both hands up like antlers then punch him in the nads and run off.(It's preferred that there is a camera involved for proof)
Kyle's in there hittin that let's Moose him.