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The paper used in public restrooms that acts as a protective layer between the bare cheeks of a human and the often urinated, deficated, disgusting toilet seat.
I thought to myself, "Fuckin' shit man, this toilet seat is nasty, better protect my fat ass with a paper butt condom."
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The use of a brown paper bag to determine if a black African is light enough to gain admittance to a party or organization. If said African's skin tone is lighter than or the same color as a brown paper bag then they are judged worthy to enter the party(as in a social event, not a political party) or be admitted into the organization, such as a fraternity.
"Girl, don't you go thinkin' 'bout joinin' no Gamma Rays, you is darker than de night sky on a moonless night, you ain't never gonna pass the paper bag test."
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A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head
Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.
Guy 2 : She does have a banging body but she a paper bag fuck.
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A statement you make when trying to hustle to make money with 'paper' being the money.
I want to start my own record label and build my empire, but first I gotta get this paper to get it off the ground. hustle, make money, get rich, earn money, get a job, make a living, become wealthy
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A version of Rock Paper Scissors where the nipple or breast area , primarily the nipple may be grabbefd or twisted in the course of the game. Nipple trumps rock, paper and replaces scissors. Must be consensual between opposite sex. Nipple can be used as often as needed.
Invented in Bolton, Ontario, Canada
I played rock paper nipple with my friend, and now we are dating!
I played rock paper nipple with my friend and that how I got a black eye and bruised tit.
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A biological theorem postulated by the famed naturalist Dr. I.B. Crunkdenstein which states that penile erection may be maintained during the act of intercourse with an ugly ass bitch if a paper bag is shoved on her head. Preferably, an orafice should be carved into the masticular region so that one may still scog down his partner's throat.
Yeah, so I drunk-fucked that Natalie chick last night--thank God for the paper bag theorem.
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What you will need after a very spicy meal.
Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.
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