off roading

To take a shit down someone's anus after sodomising them.

From Bridget Jones' Diary.

Mar 9th.

Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)

Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."

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road runner

When a man blindfolds a woman and with the woman bent over against a wall has sexual intercourse with the woman from behind. While having sex the man paints a railroad tunnel on the wall and runs away while the blindfolded woman is run down by a cartoon train.

There was a huge mess in my room after I gave her the road runner last night.

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mud road

anus,bum,pooper,poop shute......

when the red rivers flowing take the
"MUD ROAD"

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road runner

To receive oral sex while driving, shortly after you come and she is about to pull away, you hit her in the head to activate your horn. Resulting in a "Beep Beep". After which it is in your best interest to stop the car and run away or kick her out of the car and make her run after you.

I gave Susie a road runner the other day, and now she has a big bruise on the side of her head, she fucked up my car and my horn doesn't work.

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Road Trip

A movie that shows lots of boobies and if you pause it at the right time you can see a girls p*s*y

A good and funny movie!

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Road Whore

A whore waiting on the side of the road.

*In the car* Eww look at that road whore.

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Frontage Road

Combination of two things, the Hersey Highway and the Tittie Fuck. Since doing someone up the ass is called doing the hersey highway, and doing someone's tits is called a tittie fuck, by combining them you get the Frontage Road. What you do is fuck their ass cheeks, but don't actually enter the asshole. For those that don't know a frontage road is the road that runs along a highway, and sometimes is what's used to get on the highway. It's your choice if shit is involved, cause it's not necessary, but sure is fun!

Girl: God my ass hurts!
Guy: Why, mexican food?
Girl: No, Todd gave me a Frontage Road last night, and we didn't have lube.

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