A term used to describe a not entirely unattractive person (usually female) when they are surrounded by decidedly unappealing individuals, thus making them seem more aesthetically pleasing than they actually are.
John: "Hey, did you see that hot politician on TV last night?"
Jim: "Let's not get carried away, John. She was a six among threes."
#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!
Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
Three guys penetrate the mouth, ass, and vagina of a girl thrusting simultaneously, giving the similar feeling as popping open a three ring binder.
Alex, Adam, and Carson performed a three ring binder on Molly giving her the feeling of a one and a half binder
A three quad rod is 3/4 of an erection, when there's no hiding it, but it isn't quite ready for action yet.
Your penis isn't soft, isn't hard, and is hanging at about 8 o'clock.
I couldn't stand up in class today as my three quad rod was pitching a tent in my pants.
When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.
Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.
A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"
Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!