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where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.
Why are you searching this? YOU ARE ON THE FCKING SITE-
Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that people submit entries onto to explain things jokingly, genuinely or urbanly.
Hey, let's make an Urban Dictionary Entry for Dicktionary.
Nah, Urban Dictionary doesn't allow inside jokes
Some dumbass website that tells you some dumbass shit. Like WHAT THE FUCK YOU RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING BY TURNING IT INTO A SEX TERM
P1: Hey, what're you doing?
P2: Checking out Urban Dictionary.
P1: What a shame.
A site where everyone spews their biological frustrations in the form of sexually suggestive definitions for words.
Me: Types 'Light' in the search bar in Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary: It's an important asset in having good sex.
person 1: I wonder what cool words have been added on Urban Dictionary today..
person 2: OMG! I love Urban Dictionary!
person 3: me too, it's my homepage!
A dictionary where people write the definitions.
Honey look! I found this new website called urban dictionary!
An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.