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When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
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When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.
Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!
When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room
Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!
A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.
Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!
Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)
In a party, an empty bottle is spun and whoever it lands on must kiss the person who spin the bottle. The rules are NGK (no guys kissing) but the rules on girls haven't been heard.
Makoto tachibanas nickname from the first trailer of the anime Free! this was used since people didn't know Makotos name at the time the first trailer was released .
Guy 1 : Hey have you seen of the new episode from Free!It is about water bottle senpai.
Guy 2: Yes I have it is so exiting !
Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH
A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating