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Some Air Force fuckwad that thinks that he is so smart and cool because he gets to put his name on the side of a jet which thinks the only way it is capable of flying his because of his hard work of sitting inside for 2 hours bitching about IMDS and then going out to his jet, taking off a couple of covers,jerking off the pilot,and waiving his hands in the air thinking that the pilot is really moving in the direction that he is telling him too. Once the pilot takes off he throws in a pinch of Skoal Wintergreen and walks down the flightline like he rescued the fucking President of the United States. Then 1.5 hours later he waives his hands in the air again and then sucks off the pilot for one last time of the day and then fuels it, changes a tire and pretends to look at the engine like he really knows what the fuck he is doing. Does this sound a little familiar to you civilians??? It should, it's the same job as the piece of white trash that works at your local gas station and fills up your car with gas, checks your fluids, and rotates your tires.
The asshole Air Force Crew Chief at Spot 3
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INH Crew was founded by Kevin Lau and Matthew Hughsam. Both are 2 sooper dooper amaaazingg dancers. Insert Name Here Crew is a crew that krumps, pops, waves, cwalk, bboy, tut, jumpstyle, shuffle, and alot more. our crew is amazing, we also have a Facebook group, thats how pro we are, we have around 1000 people reppin' us. Our Crew meetups are usually in Tdot, cos pro liek that. yeah tthats rite. jelus iz u kkthxbai.
Insert Name Here Crew is amazing!
Insert Name Here Crew can bboy, pop, wave, tut, cwalk
Insert Name Here Crew has alot of pro cwalkers in our crew liek the sooper dooper amazing pro 12k subbed iMuffinsx3
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Cock Smore Crew (CSC)
Created in Milwaukee, WI on July 15, 2009. It consists of five members, three males and two females (names witheld for safety reasons). All extremely intelligent with little to no patience for Ignorant people!! The mission of the CockSmore Crew (CSC) is to pop bottles in VIP while remaining the freshest crew in the club. For drunk or drunker with no man left behind! At all times the CSC members vow to let ignorant people know they are Cocksmores with the hopes of ridding their own personal space of such people! You will know when you are in the presence of a CSC member if you hear someone shout out COCKSMORE in a tourette syndrome like manner. Approach with extreme caution and put on your smart cap!
Examples of using Cocksmores by the VP of the Cock Smore Crew (CSC)
Did he really jus go back in the club carrying my shoes???? COCKSMORE!
Heyyyy DJ I gotta a request... No?? Ok how bout a suggestion... oh you are jus gonna roll your eyes at me??? COCKSMORE!!!!
Bitch what you mean he gotta pay to get back in the club??? He popped more bottles in here 2night than the rest of the club put 2gether!!!! COCKSMORE!!!!!
oh You MF dont wanna give a girl the password to the Safehouse????? COCKSMORES!!
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A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is a movie in the process of being made documenting a normal week with every member of the ASMR Crew. It, while being a 100% true documentary on the lives of each member in the ASMR Crew also provides a new look into racism, sexism, and homophobia. With appearances by Father Ron, Al Qaeda, and professional hunter Darren, the standard poodle, A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is the perfect Documentary, and always will be.
Guy 1: Did you see A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary?
Guy 2: Starts vomiting out their insides
Guy 1: So, how was it?
Person 1: Ugh I hate pringles!
Person 2: Don't be such a Chris from the Mr Beast crew
Regular attendees of the Tuesday Night Meeting. TNM crew also assembles for other important events. If a member is absent, that member will usuall get a harassing telephone call to find out why said member was absent from weekly meeting. If excuse is found inacceptable, verbal insults will usually follow.
Lets get the Tuesday Night Meeting Crew together for pizza tonight.
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that's cause jesus christ is my
my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my
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