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If you a boy and you date a girl and after you break up with that girl and you date her bstf you automatically a home gurl hopper which means you hopped onto her bstf
Made by: destiny ~ecms~
“I’m dating this girl, but her bstf cute so ima break up with her to get with her bstf”
“He a home gurl hopper periodt”
Stick built: A reference to a home that is so unimpressive that the owner has to tell people it is infact a home built on a slab instead of being a trailer/modular home.
Stick built home: Dakota that’s a nice double wide you got there. How much was it?
Dakota: this isn’t a double wide, it’s stick built. At this moment Dakota is swinging his 3” penis in a helicopter motion.
a term used for when you reminiscing about your ex or you miss them
“bru trinity needa come back home”
synonomous to "Rossi".
def 1: means someone who can turn faster lap times than Gibernau
def 2: means someone who seems like a friend but will bed your wife/girlfriend quicker than you can say "Bobs your uncle"
I wishe I were like Capt. Home Slice
To get laid.
Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.
If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.
Jem: Hey Charlie, that girl you were with last night... did you bring the troops home?
Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.
*Charlie and Jem fist bump*
The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..
My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.
Something Shane Dawson says right after making a bad joke or just saying something stupid.
It’s lit!!! I’ll go home.