A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka
A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!
a sold racist, who hates black people and a Nazi. who also is part of the kkk should die cause he is a bad person and makes funny ass jokes
jacob baloun is so bad at everything
A white ass nigga who doesn't know what he's doing ever
Ufhhhhyggfghvcfgjbbgttjferhnfgj Jacob wagar
Jacob is way to smart, he needs to be dumber.
Jacob Dzivasen is to smart grrrrrrr
A couple that is so romantic yet aggressive
Jacob and Layla are dating
Hop on jacob is similar to hop on carlos but it is were you have a intense but hard-core deathly butsex with Jacob's 2 gay dad's while a random black dude with a beanie makes you deep throat his giant delicious shlong
Ay bro can you let me hop on carlos while you hop on jacob 😍😍😍🦍🦍🦍🧪