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"Oh, why that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!"
~Cartman's mom, the south park movie.
see above.
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The act of getting fucked for paying too much for an Apple product.
Oh man, Larry just got a steve job from that girl at the Apple Store- she made him buy two iPods.
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a male getting a wank from a woman using her feet
person 1: Man, my girlfriend just gave me a foot job under the table
person 2: lucky the teacher didnt see you
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A sexual act in which a female organism inserts an active male reproductive organ into her oral cavity and using the muscles in her oral cavity to manipulate the nerves in the male reproductive organ until a point where the nerves send signals to the epididymous to release male reproductive cells and other male reproductive secretions through the vas defers. by a series of contractions until the fully nutrient enhanced male reproductive material, or semen, is ejaculated into the oral cavity of the female organism. The female organism then swallows/consumes the male reproductive material and then the male organism looses interest in the female organism.
The girl gave the guy a blow job because she wanted to pleasure the guy.
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A rim job is a shitty, entry level position for a failing Canadian tech company that makes an inferior mobile device for old people. (More often referred to in the context of layoffs)
Hey Pierre, did you ever get that rimjob?
Hey Julia, did you lick that rim job interview?
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One painful step for girl, one giant, satisfied leap for mankind.
Eve gave Adam a blow job and, well, here we are.
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