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The act of searching through ash trays to find half smoked cigarette butts.
Dang, I'm all out of cigarettes, I'm gona have to go mark hamilling.
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A Mark Left either by a rooster or someones cock. it can be on anyplace of the body and in any size.
"Dam, thats a big cock mark on your face, what were u doing last night?
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When you're lifting weights in the gym youre penis starts to harden up when looking at yourself in the mirror.
Oh my god look how sexy I am, my body looks like rick flairs... uh oh I'm starting to get a hot mark in my reebok trousers.
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Noun: Figurative. The impression left on the skin of a person's face or elsewhere on the body, as a result of being slapped by a (usually) circumsized penis. Also see Shroom Whack.
That person is so annoying he deserves to be shroom marked.
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The act of digging your nails into the ass of a manatee size woman to keep her from turning over while you're doing her doggy style.
The young fat lass attempted to roll over while I was banging her doggy style so I dug my nails in hard enough to make prop marks on that Manatee ass and prevent having to look at her sea cow face.
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Two annoying, moronic "radio personalities" based in Los Angeles who are rarely funny, witty or entertaining unless you count sarcasm in laughing at them when they think they are being cool or down with what's in. They are truly aging pathetic douche bags who need to get a life.
Dude #1: Did you hear Mark and Brian this morning?
Dudette: Uh, uh. I was doing something much more enjoyable, poking my ears with a sharp stick and hitting myself in the head with a blunt object.
Dude #2: Are they even still on the radio?
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Putting the tilde (~) after a statement where tone in unavailable (generally online), to indicate sarcasm. Lifted from: liloia.com/archives/000211.php
Thanks, that posting about how you got a raise made me feel much better about my dead-end job~ <--- sarcasm mark indicates "speaker" (poster) being sarcastic
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