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Moose tracking can mean one of two things
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
A bitch who is highly adaptable and overcomes adversity
“I finally got a job!”
“ you thrifty moose!”
When you are expecting to have a great day at work and you walk into a complete mess because your buddy moose hasn't done anything in years.
Dominic went into work tonight only to walk into a moose bomb
Code word for a good looking (HOT) person walking by.
Bro, did you see that moose! Dime piece fa sho.
Moose is a pet-name used for girls who are beautiful, kind, lovable, easy going & love music, poetry & art.
A large individual, he is a giant teddy bear. However, should you disrespect anything he loves he will turn into a destructive force that is almost unstoppable. If you are a loved one of the Moose you will receive love and gratitude for the smallest things you do with or for them. The Moose does not lpve easily but once love is given it is rarely taken back.
This is Moose, he is a great guy. You shouldnt upset the Moose though