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A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.
Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.
Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"
Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"
meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.
Someone who works at one retail store, but mostly shops at the store's competitor. They only use their benefits at the retail store they work at for discounts.
My mom works at Target, but she goes to Walmart to get groceries. We got our movies at Target for 10% off though. She's such a retail pimp.
a parent, usually female, who uses her children in a malicious manner against the other parent because they have nothing else.
Did you know Gina won't let her children see their Daddy?
Yea. Well, she has nothing else to use against him.
I know. What a child pimp
It's exactly what you would imagine, it is the act if being fisted by a pimp.
Hey drate, look at that hooker getting pimp fisted.
One who makes life their bitch.
More specifically, one who is able to hustle hard and be successful, while staying cool and not stressing the small shit; to have it all and bust ass, but have fun and enjoy life while doing so.
I could stress out about how I have no time to get things done, but I'm a life pimp, so that shit doesn't bother me
Dysfunctional means not operating normally or properly. In a relationship sense, your relationships don’t operate normally or properly because they’re toxic or they are very short lived. You are a pimp because you could get any girl you want, but again, your relationships are always short lived, thus making you a dysfunctional pimp.
Todd: Do you see how Anthony can get any girl he wants?
Nick: Yeah but they never last.
Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp
Person who draws the most profits in one year, for all those involved, from the marketing of women to the public, as sexual objects.
Minnesota Fresh (Mann Fresh) and his stable of ladies, pulled in well over 200 racks per city, this year alone, making him first tier candidate for Pimp Of The Year Honors.
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