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A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.
tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"
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The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law
"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"
A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.
When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.
I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.
A loving great animal who is blamed for being violent when you could get a black lab to do the same thing there is no bad dog just bad owners fuck everybody that thinks pit bulls are bad dogs and you can go get a fucking life. I am a animal lover not a one dog breed lover
Pit bulls are great amazing animals.
literally fucking satan's little gremlin's
person 1: a pit bull just killed my cat, dude.
person 2: i'm sorry for your loss
Well,it’s a pit full of piss,that spans over 71 miles and is 50 miles deep,no one has defined what animal the piss belongs too,no one ever will
There are dangerous aquatic species at the bottom of the bit,and cat fish at the top,the public have started to put the unknown fish species in aquariums,but they tend to eat the other fish
Beware the pit of piss,it smells like piss