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A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.
Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!
Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Loves to give children stuff like toys but knows we’re they live and knows what they do and love to get them on his leg or lap
Are you a Santa
Another, more fucked up, personality of Satan
"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"
A man that breaks into your house spy’s on you and don’t get arrested plus he has a waist line bigger than 3 reindeer
dasher- oh no there’s Santadancer-umm Santa can you mabye lay off the cookiesSanta-shut up or I give you to a kidruldolph-PLEASE I’VE WANTED YOU TO SO THAT FOR 20 YEARS