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The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.
Man: "Wow that was great"
Woman: "Wait what? your done already"
Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"
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When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.
"The cheerios say you're the father"
"What?"
"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"
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The window time a hot female has to make her point before a guy shifts his attention to her rack.
Hot Girl:I just read this book on feminist movement and realized how poorly men have treated women over the past century.
Hot Girl:Hey! Are you listening to me!
Guy:Oh! I'm sorry babe 5 second rule.
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In any 80's movie two characters will stare at each other for exactly 8 seconds, at which time they will either start making out or fighting. This happens in 99% of all 1980's movies.
Jamie: Yo did you watch Blade Runner like our philosophy instructor told us to?
AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!
Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!
AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!
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Usually occurring at a concert, in an atmosphere with lot's of people smoking (most likely weed) and exhaling mass amounts of smoke into the crowd. You then inhale a mass amount of this second-hand smoke, and end up high.
Person 1- "Man, you are SO high."
Person 2- "Nah man, there was just SO much smoke at that concert, I probably got second-hand high."
Person 1- "Makes sense dude, makes sense."
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An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.
Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?
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Most retarded, pretentious and juvenile band on the planet.
Their sound is just premade pop-stadium-glamrock, although their clips make them look like revolutionaries. Their lyrics are ridiculously bad, and can only impress 9- 14 year olds or backward people with absolutely zero taste. Their fanbase is a bunch of children who want to feel unique, yet desperately want to belong to a group. Any group.
They don't understand that Jared Leto is just a pretentious money grabbing prick with a Messiah-complex compareable or even worse than Kanye West's.
'Have you seen this new band called 30 seconds to Mars?'
...
'Should I?'
...
'No. They suck.'
or
' I just saw a video by 30 seconds to mars. I need to clean out my eyes with sandpaper asap.
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