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the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.
I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.
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created after saddam was found in a spider hole. when a lesbian shits in another lesbians vagina, then eats it.
wet shit isnt as good for spider holing because it isnt very firm.
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In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.
Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.
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When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.
Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"
Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"
Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"
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A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
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SMALL ENEMY SPIDER DU NU DU DU NU NU
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When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere
Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!
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