Toe ring

A toe ring is when you stick one of your toes up someones arse, you pull it out and you're left with a nice brown ring on your toe. This is called a Toe ring.

Johnny was doing a spot of up-hill gardening when he slipped over and his toe went up freddies arse leaving him with a lovely toe ring.

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toe rag

A useless person, often characterized by unpleasant demeanour. Derivation: the subject is about as high up the social ladder as a rag used for cleaning toe jam out from between your toes.

You're a fucking toe rag. I got no time for you.

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freaky toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Usually a phenomenom that happens to women.

Why is your freaky toe so long.
Holy shit! Your second toe is longer than your big toe, that's one freaky toe.

Man: What's up with your toe?
Woman: Uh...nothing.
Man: Why is it so damn long?
Woman: Leave me alone.
Man: I'll I'm saying is that's a freaky toe.
Woman: (sobbing)

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toe toucher

a gay person,
because they have to bend over to have sex
geddit?
most people dont

ewww,you toe toucher,

the guy over there is a toe toucher :)

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Pink- toes

Derogatory term for white people.

You like white boys? Naw, I don't mess around with pink toes.

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brown toe

When one person slips their big toe into the ass crack of another person.

Chris: Im sleeping here leave me be im not hurting anyone.
Alyssa: (Slips big toe into Chris' ass.)
Chris: AHHHHH GET THAT TOE OUT!! You sneaky Brown Toe Crazy monkey face.

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suck toes

The act of spending time with your friends.

Damn I miss you missed y'all so much lets suck toes.

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