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We'll ride our Victorys till the wheels fall off!
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A text message that is missing vital letters that complete the message and help make sense of it.
These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.
Text Messenger #1: "hlo, wts up... u cmn ovr frdy?"
Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"
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While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!
On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!
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(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together
The current American public education is wetter than an otters pocket; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.
An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even
How was the concert?
It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong
while your driving down the street, snort 2 grams of bath salts, then your proceed to slap yo main hoe in the mouth for talking to much jive!
This Is How You "whoo wheel choke":
*Driving Down The Street*
Hoe: "Aye Nigga, Why You Snorting Bath Salt?"
*Snorts Bath Salt*
Nigga: "WHAT YOU SAYING BITCH?" *Slaps Hoe*
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A person has "Dope Fiend Wheels" when they can run extremely fast; characterized by dope fiends running from either cops, or the scene of a crime. It even has a stronger meaning when the person is heavy or obese.
Don't try to outrun that dude, he'll catch you... he's got serious dope fiend wheels!
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Yeah, he's a fat dude; but don't let that deceive you... he's got mad dope fiend wheels.
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