It has happened!
Guy 1: Are you dancing on New Year 2023?
Guy 2: Yes!
Someone who’s 0.00000000000000003% better then an 8.5133 year old
Ok so basically someone who’s 0.0000000000000000000000001% better than 8.5133 year old is 8.515 year old I’m 8.515 year old
Ok
A national holiday where everyone plays minecraft.
"Carol, what are you doing?"
"Playing For-"
"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."
A kid whose started acting like a 9 year old. Someone who’s 8 and a half years has finally stopped being an idiot. When your in the age you start liking pewdiepie and stop being annoying as shit.
An 8.5 year old is a kid who stopped being annoying
Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.
Hey man, we have one more week til end of year exams!
...I didn't know I'll be meeting Satan this early.
You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year
Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut