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Sucks just right

1. Something that "sucks just right" is something that you like or enjoy that could be viewed as sucky or lame. Very similar to a guilty pleasure.

2. Also if something is uncomfortable or semi painful but you also kind of get enjoyment out of it this too could be something that "sucks just right"

1. That Celine Dion song "I'm your lady" sucks just right.

2. When someone screams in your ear it can sometimes feel kind of good, like it tickles, like it sucks just right.

by B-Radical31882 November 8, 2019


Just Chickening You

Common idiom used primarily in the United States (date unknown). Started by a brilliant scientist in leu of "Just kidding" or "Just pulling your leg".

(transitive) to tease or deceive for fun
(intransitive) to speak or speak deceptively for fun

"The moon is made of cheese."
"Really??"
"No, just chickening you!"
"Oh, haha!"

by feistyfaz February 21, 2015


Just took a poop

Post poop, one must always scream with the immensity of their lungs that they have just taken a poop. This is so that the general public is aware of their poop. Warning of the poop is mandatory, as manners and respect for others is taken into account while pooping. This is especially true in public bathrooms, where the poop is usually met with a round of applause after being announced. This is a law of the number 2 and should always be exercised no matter the colour, girth, length, or breathlessness of the poop.

Markus: *takes a poop*

Mason: *sitting in stall beside him*
Markus: "I JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Mason: "HE JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Entourage: *round of applause*
Mayor: "Thank you for your service!"

by Goattedburdie November 13, 2019


Just Add Ink

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by JAI Print Co. November 24, 2021


Just one more

A term used by your good mate when the arsehole drags you to the pub to be deso driver. But the fuckwit has no intention of just having "one more" beer, he plans to play you like a dog while he gets wasted and you have to stay there completely sober and deal with drunk people shit.

Mitch "let's go Albert I'm tired"
Albert "Just one more drink with the boys!"
Mitch "Really? Then we can go!"
Albert "Yeah just one more....."

*then Albert dogs ya and continues to drink until after midnight

by Bilbo baggins the third August 6, 2019


Just one more

15 more times

Jackass: Let me try just one more time!

15 tries later...
Jackass: Awe come on man, just one more time!

by ZeHonored June 3, 2015


Just Jerk July

Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!

rules:

-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!

-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!

FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!

by jerkmaster420 November 5, 2019

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