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The sexual act of having sex at the highest point in your area while a thunderstorm is happening and see how long you last before you get hit by lightning.
Guy one: “Yo me and my girl tried a war thunder last night we lasted 20 seconds before we got hit”
Guy two: “ You fucking dumbass”
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When a man with strong willpower cums on a chick's chin with such velocity that her head cocks backwards likened to an uppercut.
"Damn that girl was on her knees just begging for me to cum, and I thought I should white thunder uppercut that bitch into cardiac arrest"
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When fucking a girl from behind take a well lubricated fist and shove in her asshole then after you cum pee inside of her vagina
Ray gave me a Tanzanian Thunder Rod last night now i can bare walk.
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
What What
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
Fist in your booty hole
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
Sounds like *ploop*
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
Piss in your snatch
-The Official Song of the Tanzanian Thunder Rod
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To blow air into the vagina for the purpose of causing extremely loud pussy farts. Usually done without permission and on a first date so that the girl feels very uncomfortable and tries to hold it in, but is usually unsuccessful because she is from Delaware and has poor control over her worn out pussy muscles.
I went down on Wendy after just meeting her at the mall like an hour before. I gave that whore a Delaware Thunder Cat. I think she really liked me because she tried to turn up the radio in the car so I couldn't hear it.
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Noun. A Collossal Thunder Fuck is a term that applies to a women of the obese variety engaging in sexual intercourse with a skinny man.
Adjective. Extremely potent Marijuana
"I enjoy the bigger women, I would like to get my skinny ass a Collossal Thunderfuck under my belt before i ship out to Afghanistan"
"This Marijuana smells delectable". "Yeah i know, It's some collossal thunder fuck for sure.
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This idiom is used when a male gets a boner from something sexy and his heterosexual friend gets a boner as well. This is because the second guy reacts with a boner because upon seeing the first guy's boner he thinks to himself, "man, he's got a boner, there must be something hot around!" It is often awkward, especially among junior high and high school kids.
Man, that chick is hot!
Yeah, man. Aw, that's gross.
What?
You're stealing the thunder!
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When a typical summer storm goes abnormally astray and pours chocolate when it thunders.
Willy Wonka and the White Chocolate Factory (Racist Bitch)
Dayum girl, I've never seen a girl dance like you. You're like White Chocolate Thunder
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