the breezy turtle

the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.

damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!

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evict the turtle

From "Turtle heading," when you force out the "Turtle, also see "Decapitate" the turtle

"dude, i was turtle heading so bad, totally busting my guts, till im gonna go evict the turtle in your room"

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Retard Turtle

When performing the Awkward Turtle, The person who doesn't know how to properly conduct it and instead face the palms to each other.

Person 1: *Performs retard turtle* "Awkward..."
Person 2: Dude, that turtle is retarded.

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tardy the turtle

"Slow" turtle from 'The Greg the Bunny Show". Has a Phd from Harvard and like to eat sandwiches.

Tardy the Turtle:"The crayon's taste like purple"

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Turtle Nips

The genetic abnormality that gives its victims nipples that closely resemble a snapping turtles.

AS: Dude you got fuckin turtle nips!
MW: Your gay I was born with this.

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turtle fuck

To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit

John: I need a light for my cigarette.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.

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Turtle head

Used when describing an intense need to crap.

Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.

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