J-boots

the state of mind of a person who is deeply intoxicated on jenkem.

similar to the k-hole (which describes the conscious, catatonic state that ketamine users experience)

"Dude, looks like your Dad's got his j-boots on again..."

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Boot weed

Marijuana purchased untaxed and illegally, in a jurisdiction where marijuana is legal.

Dispensary weed is too expensive so I’ve been smoking boot weed all month.

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froot booting

one of the gayest things in the world,
it is a sport made for people who arent coordinated enough to skateboard

damn, look at those froot booters

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Jerusalem Boots

Ugly brown sandals that look like they have been worn since the time of Christ,usually worn by hippies and old men with terribly ugly feet

I really wish Joe would quit wearing those Jerusalem Boots with his jeans.

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space boots

Footwear which defies the laws of physics, by creating their own localised gravity field, thus preventing the astronaut, who is walking around another heavenly body such as the Moon, from floating away into space.

nephew: "There is no gravity on the Moon."
uncle: "If there was no gravity on the Moon, how did Neil Armstrong walk on it? Without gravity, he would have floated off into space!"
nephew: "Easy, he was wearing space boots."

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suited and booted

dressed to kill, literally. referring to private hitmen or bodyguards dressed in expensive suits and dress boots

his henchmen were all suited and booted

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black booting

when the male partner thrusts the heel of a boot up a womans anus. this act is especially arousing, tough painful, for the woman. note:(boot does not need to be black)

damn,this guy black booted me last night like no ones business.

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