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Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.
Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.
Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American
American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol
Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?
American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card
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Anyone You Show This To Has To Give You Free Head.
Hey look at this! *shows free head card* Aw man, now i gotta give u head
A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.
College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."
College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."
months later...
Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"
College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"
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In the Game of Rape, The Capt. America Card, or Captain, is the King of Hearts. His awesomeness is unsurpassed. The Captain has the power to perform a Rape Combo on any card, albeit it is considered bad form to play the Captain on the SC Card (He has standards, afterall).
The Captain is also an integral part in the coveted Caledonia Combo.
SHA-ZAM! The Captain has owned you bitch! Try to Dave me will ya!
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The six warnings of the dark carnival
1st card: The carnival of carnage
2nd card: The ringmaster
3rd card: The riddlebox
4th card: The Great Milenko
5th card(my fav): The amazing jecekl brothers,Jake and Jack
the last card is..:The Wraith
ICP's joker card albums are the names of these cards
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Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money
Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.
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