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NOUN: A dark, messy, downstairs room in which trolls, usually teenage guys, lay around smoking, playing Halo, drinking, making beats, eating, sleeping, watching TV, trolling about, or talking about plans of going outside.
Even during the daytime, a troll cave is dark because the trolls keep the blinds pulled down so that the light doesn't burn their eyes. The only sources of light in a troll cave come from the computer screen, the TV screen, or the lighter.
Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc...
Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life. Girls want to open the blinds or turn the lights on. They complain about how stupid the game Halo is and they want to change the channel on the TV. Girls try and get the trolls to pick up their clothes, bring the dirty dishes upstairs, and throw away the food wrappers and beer cans. However, the main reason that trolls try to keep girls out of the cave is that they always try to motivate the trolls to go outside. Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.
The best example of a troll cave in Santa Cruz is Alex and Taylor's room downstairs.
Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds!
Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened.
J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it!
T: Will you shut your twat?
J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off??
Alex: No.
J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor?
T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron.
J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too.
T/A: No!!!
J: Why not??
T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on.
J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on!
T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote!
J: No.
T: Yes!
J: No!
T: Yes!!!
A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat!
J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend!
T: Let's smoke, you got any money?
J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now!
T/A: No.
J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
T/A: OK FINE!!!
T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses...
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A sub species of Homo sapiens, hell-bent on demonstrating the extraordinarily small size of their genitals and IQ. They do this by revving their oversized diesel trucks or Little Dick Trucks and blowing black smog or Rolling Coal all over everyone, usually bikers and smarter people in smaller, more efficient cars.
Trent: You see that babe?! I totally just rolled coal all over that guy on his bike, pulling his kid in a trailer!
Cindy: You know what Trent? I'm over you and your little penis-overcompensating truck, low IQ and general douche baggery! You're just a fuckin' coal troll !
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Conservative rednecks roaming through the neighborhood looking for wood (cut down tree, curb side wood) for wood stove. They do this not to save the environment but to avoid paying fuel taxes and to obtain a nearly free way to heat home for winter. They can be recognized by large pick’m up truck going up and down the street with gadsden bumper sticker or flag, usually a chain saw in bed or towing a wood splitter, do not engage as they are heavily armed.
Hey boy, get the shot gun and hook up the splitter, we a-going wood trolling!
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Someone who causes dismay to someone on the internet that they don't even know, much less befrended on a site. They are most likely known to put lame or hurtful comments on someone's facebook, YouTube video (mainly videos in which the user is attempting something new like animation or clay mation), or anywhere you can openly post comments. Internet Trolls are known to also have nver contributed to the site they terrorize on and have a lame username. The best way to control the troll is to post a hurtful comment back or just delete, mark as spam, or report the comment.
Example of an Internet Troll #1
Puckerupbabii120: You need to drop dead. You guys look so retarded in this piece of shit you call a video.
Example of an Internet Troll #2
JesusSUX101: Do you really think that anyone cares about you? You gay dickhead.
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One who intentionally posts on an internet forum to gain attention rather than contribute actual content. Some trolls may appear to contribute and may actually have meaningful posts, but the posts will be made in such a way that content is overlooked by design.
Common tactics include using an inflammatory or controversial avatar, unusual or different font, purposefully aggravating signatures. Trolls generally are not successful irl and rely on the attention received on forums to support their delicate self images.
OP : Do you think God loves us?
Forum troll post : Absolutely, I feel the love of God everyday.
SIG of Forum Troll : God likes fat chicks and smoking pole.
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A person who you love unconditionally who is incredibly toxic to you yet you are blinded by love and cannot notice; a title given to an ex who was terrible to you.
Person 1: "Jordan, she's nothing but a Troll Bitch!"
Person 2: "You're wrong, she's the love of my life!"
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When a girl is on her period, she is trolling for vampires.
Synonym: Riding the cotton donkey.
"You going downtown?"
"Not while my bitch-woman is trolling for vampires."
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