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Tug on a tuna

It means take yourself elsewhere for quite a long while bub.

You’re buggin me guy, go tug on a tuna.

by JerBel May 2, 2021


tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.

Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.

by Be-Rad June 4, 2024


poopy tuna

Its what a woman makes when she wipes back to front

Is it just me or did that woman sitting in front of us on the bus smell like she made herself a fresh batch of poopy tuna this morning cause I could swear when she sat down I got an overpowering smell of pussy but there was a strong over whiff of poop with it

by frogqweef July 16, 2024


Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021


Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021


Tuna Bayoglu

Ah... The allmighty Tuna Bayoglu. King of the universe, The devourer of gods! He is a mythical creature that has insane eating capabilities. Oy is believed that our universe exists in his belly, with much other multiverses. Rumors say that Tuna Bayoglu has a human embassador in our planet. Our simple human mind is not capible of understanding Tuna Bayoglu so he simplified itself and made his cheap copy so it can check on us humans. But we are not sure who is the human version of Tuna Bayoglu. But in an old papyrus, written in Latin, its stated that Tuna Bayoglu has yellow hair, he is a little overweight and he also has a great personality.

Dont eat that much or you will become Tuna Bayoglu

by Devourer_of_Thots November 21, 2021


Tuna waffles

He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.

Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.

An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.

by SAHVANARGI January 25, 2022