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Twitter

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.

Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.

by Swervzy September 24, 2019


Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020


Twitter

a social media app that became a opinion cum hole

*on twitter hot topics*
'1:"TW//homophobia"
1:"So this guy 'Chris' said gay like 4 decades ago! he is a homophobic piece of shit, a neo-nazi!"
2:"wdym he is homophobic? he just said gay and nothing else lolo"
1:"152.142.175.255. fucking asshole get doxxed, next im ddosing you"
2:"isnt that the public mcdonalds IP address? dumbass"
1:"you still support this fucking hitler!"
2:" i support him as not hitler, because he didnt do anything lol"
1:"TW//Nazi"
2:"Oh come on"

by not a twitter user January 15, 2022


Twitter

hell

"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"

by Omnizoid January 30, 2022


Twitter

An unholy eldritch amalgamation of humanity's worst "people".

Twitter user: I think the age of consent should be 2 minutes old!

by idk6000 January 1, 2022


TWITTER

A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS

OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER

by SIGMA LORD November 29, 2024


twitter

the plague

discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?

by .muka April 16, 2023