A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.
Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.
That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}
Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"
a social media app that became a opinion cum hole
*on twitter hot topics*
'1:"TW//homophobia"
1:"So this guy 'Chris' said gay like 4 decades ago! he is a homophobic piece of shit, a neo-nazi!"
2:"wdym he is homophobic? he just said gay and nothing else lolo"
1:"152.142.175.255. fucking asshole get doxxed, next im ddosing you"
2:"isnt that the public mcdonalds IP address? dumbass"
1:"you still support this fucking hitler!"
2:" i support him as not hitler, because he didnt do anything lol"
1:"TW//Nazi"
2:"Oh come on"
"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"
An unholy eldritch amalgamation of humanity's worst "people".
Twitter user: I think the age of consent should be 2 minutes old!
A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS
OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER
discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?