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the school where everyone thinks they’re the shit but really they just smell like it. where it smells like someone laid a toxic nuclear bomb from out of their asshole in every single hallway and where everything has to be airport related
cedar valley high school smells like shit
A school full of shit talkers, wannabe gangsters,teacher pets,and skater kids.
Valley View middle school is a school of kids waiting to go to simi high school to start more fights and roumers.
Fort Valley State University is one of the FLYEST HBCU’s in the United States! Fort Valley State University’s motto is to “EMPOWER the POSSIBLE.”
FVSU was founded on November 6, 1895 by 18 men who believed every human being is entitled to limitless learning.
Fort Valley State University is the NUMBER 1 PUBLIC HBCU IN GEORGIA.
This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.
friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.
friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.
The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.
See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)
Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.
this school is very underrated. the pee club is immaculate. i would highly recommend joining if you have a brain. ❤️
smithson valley high school is the best school to pee on
SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.
Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....