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Sunoos real wife

Lea

Sunoos real wife is Lea

by TOXlCPJM October 18, 2020

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hyunjins real wife

andrea

hyunjins real wife is andrea

by andrea yeaaaa September 17, 2020

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get out my wife

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


happy wife happy life

The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.

"I'm a firm believer in happy wife happy life, so I kiss my wife everyday."

by yes juanito yes October 13, 2014

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Happy Wife Syndrome

It is a birth defect in which a male has two heads on his member, allowing him to use them for both kinds of penetration at the same time. Thus making his wife very happy.

Rachel: "Why does Sally always have a smile on her face?"
Julie: "It's because Josh has Happy Wife Syndrome."

by Mshine December 17, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Army Wife & Mommy Life

A group of close knit women, created by Brittany Mease in Jan 2011. Advice and support is the backbone of the group.

I wear no uniforms, no blues or army greens,
But I am in the military in the ranks rarely seen.
I have no rank upon my shoulders.
Salutes I do not give.
But the military world is the place where I live.

I'm not in the chain of command, orders I do not get.
But my husband is the one that does,
this I cannot forget.
I'm not the one who fires the weapon,
who puts my life on the line.
But my job is just as tough. I'm the one that's left behind.

My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man
and the call to serve his country, not all can understand.
Behind the lines I see the things needed
to keep this country free.
My husband makes this sacrifice,
but so do our kids and me.

I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life.
But I stand among the silent ranks
Known as the military wife.

Dear Lord,
Give me the greatness of heart to see the difference between duty and his/her love for me.
Give me a task to do each day, to fill the time when he/she is away.
When he/she is in a foreign land, keep him/her safe in your loving hand.
And, when duty is in the field, please protect him/her and be his/her shield.
And Lord, when deployment is so long, please stay with me and keep me strong.
AMEN

Man, that Fort Hood Army Wife & Mommy Life group are a great group of women!

by BritMea July 27, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tiger Woods' wife mad

Being so mad at your spouse that you take his most prized possession and use it to beat them silly.

man 1: Dude did you hear that John cheated on Jane.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.

by Sigmanu84 January 27, 2010

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