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Over explaining something that can be said with a simple short answer, or going off on a tangent that doesn't even relate to the original inquiry.
Person A: How do you make mac and cheese?
Person B: First you pull out the box of mac and cheese but you have to make sure you have mac and cheese in the first place. Like yesterday, I wanted to make mac and cheese, but I was all out of mac and cheese, because I ate it all last week when Leann came over, because she wanted to eat mac and cheese for dinner after we studied. We had this costumes exam we had to pull an all nighter to study for, because you, you know, we've been working late every night this week with this show that we're working on, so I haven't had any time to study at all, and I definitely failed the last one we had, so I couldn't fail this one. I think it's about 50% of our grade. But anyway, I wanted mac and cheese the other day, but I couldn't have it because I was out, right? And I didn't have any time to go to the store, so I had to make ramen instead. So I had Sean drive me to the store yesterday so I could finally get some mac and cheese, because I also got paid yesterday, so now I had the money for it. I almost had to have my parents buy it for me.
Person A: But... how... how do you make it???
Person B: Oh, right. So then you need butter, right?
Person A: ...Damn that was a tennesse williams...
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The, "wild thing" or a crazy baseball closer who cost the '93 Phillies the World Series.
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aka DJ Wayne Williams, White DJ who helped produced R. Kelly's "Step in the name of love".
Wayne Williams was the big white guy spinning discs on the Yacht that R. Kelly was on. Watch the video!
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1. All-pro Safety of the Dallas Cowboys. Liked cause of his hits and plays, will be a star in his career
2. Wr from Texas, plays for Detroit, and like the other Roy, he is destined for stardom. His QB needs to step his game cause this offense has a lot of young talent.
1. Tai Streets got jacked up, by Roy Williams
2. Look at that spectacular 1-handed catch Roy Williams made over Antoine Winfield
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where fun goes to die, intelligent kids feel inadequate, the losers in high school are suddenly popular, where your best hasn't been good enough since 1693, producing the best educated alcoholics, and the home of John Stewart
Where Does This Kid Go To School:
Tall
Awkward
Pink Polo Shirt
Popped Collar
Huge Backpack
and prepared to talk about biochemistry at any moment
He is the most popular student at William and Mary.
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crips gang "leader" that shall rightfully burn in hell.
fuck tookie williams. Damn! tookie! Only a hardass can have a name like that!
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The greatest, funniest, sweetest man that ever walked the earth. He was a blessing to us all, and he will most certainly be missed.
"That Robin Williams, I tell ya, he sure tickled my funny bone in Mrs. Doubtfire!"
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