The erect penis of a homeless man.
"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids
alastair wood get away from hose kids
An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.
Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.
A HAYDEN WOOD is a fat and ugly white person
Person 1: man that dude is ugly and fat and a white dude.
Person2: yeah he must be a HAYDEN WOOD.
the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".
Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.