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a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence
You have a shot at dating a girl or guy
Guy #1- I really like ally she's so hot and I keep catching her looking at me
Guy #2- Yeah I think you're getting it
In Cleveland, it means to be salty
"I wouldn't have lost if you didn't leave my shoes at your house."
"You're bitter. Like, for what."
Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap
em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap
em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap
em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick
James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal