A male gold-digger who is at the disposal of a wealthy, female, sexual partner, and afforded the luxuries of her wealth, but confined to her expectations for his looks, attitude, and acquaintances.
Mary bought Kevin a house with a pool and told him he can't hang out with us anymore; he's an owned man.
means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.
"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."
You do your own things and don’t need anyone’s help because anyone else’s help is below standard and not realistic.
“Yeah, I do my own stunts, I don’t need you”
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When a sex partner (male or female) chokes on their partners oral orgasm because saliva has mixed with the deposit and becomes too much to swallow
She played with my "load" too long in her mouth and began to gage on her own spit.
When you try to own someone but end up owning yourself in the process.
Dude 1 - "Aww dang it, I just got Reverse Owned."
Dude 2 - "Whats a reverse own?"
Dude 1- "its when you try to own somebody but end up getting owned."
Dude2 - "Oh thats gay, you must be a noob"