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"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.
Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.
A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.
"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."
A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.
Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!
Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?
Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!
Exodium/Corbin's fat juicy cock.
Yeah I heard some dumb, flat chested bitch named Zoey Stones leaked Exodiums Cock.
Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.
Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.
Exact opposite of a cock blocker. A friend, family member, or acquaintance of a female who facilitates/ makes it easier for a guy to get laid via verbal communication(s) or some other action(s) toward said female that are in the guy's favor.
Eric: I met this really hot girl at the bar last night.
Seth: Nice!
Eric: This girl she was with was cutting me off any time I tried to talk to her and tried to stop her from dancing with me.
Seth: What a cock blocker.
Eric: Yeah, but her other friend was totally different. This friend actually told her I was good looking, how I had a nice body; and since I was wearing sandals, she even commented on how long my toes were.
Seth: Wow, that's a cock-conduit right there!
Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."