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On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
When you hit someone in their nuts with a baseball bat
I gum balled him and he was dramatuzed
When someone comes and hits you in your nuts with a baseball bat
I Gum Balled him and it was painfull
When another person goes out of their way to prove they are more masculine than another person.
Jared: “Did you see him do a double backflip?”
Chad: “Yeah that’s big-balled”
Hawking golf balls from your unsuspecting playing partners golf bag.
Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.
This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!